I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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