If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
