oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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