I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
