I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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