I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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You had to be really fucking annoying for him to turn down sex.
drunk you is an idiot
drunk you should stay away from utensils
Lmao! Squished it out
Drunk you should have saved that for after sex.