This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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