But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
even my farts smell like vagina
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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