I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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