uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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