Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
