Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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