Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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