What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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