Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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