Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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