Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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