Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So much rum. So many feels.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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