Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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