playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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