If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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