The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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