It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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