this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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