I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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4 hour BJs? Fucking cum already. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Yea you're not gonna do much better if you're enough of a moron to consider breaking up with that.
"You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller. Never. ...At least, I don't think they do. Few more tests." --Willy (har har) Wonka
you know what would be better than basketball though? BasEketball
Lol @the sweet brown ref
Baseball was better when there was blatant steroid use...