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  • It's not the motion ocean that matters but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:42am
  • Lmao that's hilarious....and clever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I like smaller dicks they work harder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:11am
  • You're those tiny penises

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:10pm
  • did you try to fuck the penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Little boys fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:53pm
  • what...2" long and hard as marble or covered by a fig leaf? We want details!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:27am
  • That's unfortunate because those usually fall off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:16am
  • HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS ME GETTING EMOTIONAL IN A PENIS SIZE DEBATE! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:34am
  • What is a penis? Do I have one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 7:55 is big tone all anonymous-like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:56pm
  • HAHAHAHA that sucks even if its as hard as a small greek statue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:09pm
  • A man could NEVER have a small dick, no, it must just mean the pussy is huge...of course....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:00pm
  • you're awesome. I love your analogy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:13pm
  • a rock hard penis is good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Actually, small penises were considered desirable back then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:21pm
  • They were bad ass warriors BECAUSE they had those tiny penises

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Don't make fun a small penises. Your pussy is more than Likely to huge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:09am
  • You mean a flacid penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Big tone is pure 100% pimp !! ( from the desk of big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Flaccid. Means you're ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:07pm
  • You suck ball sweat outta my taint folds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Big tone likes the little ones. That's why he goes after cub scouts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Haha...I've seen a lot of statues like the ones I assume you mean, and correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't their penises (along with most of their limbs) usually missing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Did he at least have the Greek body?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:15am
  • oh italy and greece. they sell that shit everywhere and us americans proceed to buy it continuing their prejudice against us of thinking were dirty bastards. sexy time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I'm assuming that he wasn't fully erect then. Don't worry, it'll get a little bigger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I dont think a lot of girls realize that the average penis definatly isn't impressive when its at 0% erect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:48pm
  • its not like every greek statue had a boner. and most of them were down sized due to the culture back then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Houston we have a problem!!!! ( big tone is back$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Hey so how do you know about Greeks and why they looked for in penisis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 6:54 A lot of greek statues genitals were chopped off because later cultures found them indecent. OP, i'm not sure if thats a good metaphor, as most statues penii were flacid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:24pm
  • HEY I don't have one of those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:50pm