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  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:11am

    I like smaller dicks they work harder

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:16am

    That's unfortunate because those usually fall off...

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    What is a penis? Do I have one?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:21pm

    Actually, small penises were considered desirable back then.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:06pm

    They were bad ass warriors BECAUSE they had those tiny penises

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:27am

    what...2" long and hard as marble or covered by a fig leaf? We want details!

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:42am

    It's not the motion ocean that matters but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    Flaccid. Means you're ugly.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:55pm

    a rock hard penis is good

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:53pm

    Little boys fuck you

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:53pm

    You mean a flacid penis?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:28pm

    Lmao that's hilarious....and clever

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:38pm

    Hey so how do you know about Greeks and why they looked for in penisis

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:34am

    HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS ME GETTING EMOTIONAL IN A PENIS SIZE DEBATE! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:48pm

    its not like every greek statue had a boner. and most of them were down sized due to the culture back then.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:10pm

    You're those tiny penises

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    I dont think a lot of girls realize that the average penis definatly isn't impressive when its at 0% erect.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:15am

    Did he at least have the Greek body?

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:09am

    Don't make fun a small penises. Your pussy is more than Likely to huge.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:00pm

    A man could NEVER have a small dick, no, it must just mean the pussy is huge...of course....

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:09pm

    HAHAHAHA that sucks even if its as hard as a small greek statue

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:43pm

    Big tone likes the little ones. That's why he goes after cub scouts

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:13pm

    you're awesome. I love your analogy.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:56pm

    7:55 is big tone all anonymous-like

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:24pm

    6:54 A lot of greek statues genitals were chopped off because later cultures found them indecent. OP, i'm not sure if thats a good metaphor, as most statues penii were flacid.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:54pm

    Haha...I've seen a lot of statues like the ones I assume you mean, and correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't their penises (along with most of their limbs) usually missing?

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:17pm

    Big tone is pure 100% pimp !! ( from the desk of big tone )

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    did you try to fuck the penis?

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:58pm

    I'm assuming that he wasn't fully erect then. Don't worry, it'll get a little bigger.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:25pm

    oh italy and greece. they sell that shit everywhere and us americans proceed to buy it continuing their prejudice against us of thinking were dirty bastards. sexy time?

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:09pm

    You suck ball sweat outta my taint folds!

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:10pm

    Houston we have a problem!!!! ( big tone is back$

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:50pm

    HEY I don't have one of those