He had one of those small greek statue penises
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It's not the motion ocean that matters but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
Lmao that's hilarious....and clever
I like smaller dicks they work harder
You're those tiny penises
what...2" long and hard as marble or covered by a fig leaf? We want details!
did you try to fuck the penis?
Little boys fuck you
HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS ME GETTING EMOTIONAL IN A PENIS SIZE DEBATE! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!
That's unfortunate because those usually fall off...
7:55 is big tone all anonymous-like
What is a penis? Do I have one?
HAHAHAHA that sucks even if its as hard as a small greek statue
you're awesome. I love your analogy.
A man could NEVER have a small dick, no, it must just mean the pussy is huge...of course....
a rock hard penis is good
Actually, small penises were considered desirable back then.
They were bad ass warriors BECAUSE they had those tiny penises
Don't make fun a small penises. Your pussy is more than Likely to huge.
You mean a flacid penis?
Big tone is pure 100% pimp !! ( from the desk of big tone )
You suck ball sweat outta my taint folds!
Flaccid. Means you're ugly.
Did he at least have the Greek body?
Haha...I've seen a lot of statues like the ones I assume you mean, and correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't their penises (along with most of their limbs) usually missing?
oh italy and greece. they sell that shit everywhere and us americans proceed to buy it continuing their prejudice against us of thinking were dirty bastards.
Big tone likes the little ones. That's why he goes after cub scouts
I'm assuming that he wasn't fully erect then. Don't worry, it'll get a little bigger.
I dont think a lot of girls realize that the average penis definatly isn't impressive when its at 0% erect.
its not like every greek statue had a boner. and most of them were down sized due to the culture back then.
Hey so how do you know about Greeks and why they looked for in penisis
Houston we have a problem!!!! ( big tone is back$
HEY I don't have one of those
6:54 A lot of greek statues genitals were chopped off because later cultures found them indecent.
OP, i'm not sure if thats a good metaphor, as most statues penii were flacid.