He had one of those small greek statue penises
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It's not the motion ocean that matters but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
Lmao that's hilarious....and clever
You're those tiny penises
what...2" long and hard as marble or covered by a fig leaf? We want details!
did you try to fuck the penis?
That's unfortunate because those usually fall off...
Little boys fuck you
7:55 is big tone all anonymous-like
I like smaller dicks they work harder
What is a penis? Do I have one?
HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS ME GETTING EMOTIONAL IN A PENIS SIZE DEBATE! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!
HAHAHAHA that sucks even if its as hard as a small greek statue
you're awesome. I love your analogy.
A man could NEVER have a small dick, no, it must just mean the pussy is huge...of course....
You mean a flacid penis?
a rock hard penis is good
They were bad ass warriors BECAUSE they had those tiny penises
Actually, small penises were considered desirable back then.
Don't make fun a small penises. Your pussy is more than Likely to huge.
Big tone is pure 100% pimp !! ( from the desk of big tone )
Flaccid. Means you're ugly.
You suck ball sweat outta my taint folds!
Did he at least have the Greek body?
Haha...I've seen a lot of statues like the ones I assume you mean, and correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't their penises (along with most of their limbs) usually missing?
oh italy and greece. they sell that shit everywhere and us americans proceed to buy it continuing their prejudice against us of thinking were dirty bastards.
I dont think a lot of girls realize that the average penis definatly isn't impressive when its at 0% erect.
I'm assuming that he wasn't fully erect then. Don't worry, it'll get a little bigger.
Big tone likes the little ones. That's why he goes after cub scouts
its not like every greek statue had a boner. and most of them were down sized due to the culture back then.
Hey so how do you know about Greeks and why they looked for in penisis
Houston we have a problem!!!! ( big tone is back$
HEY I don't have one of those
6:54 A lot of greek statues genitals were chopped off because later cultures found them indecent.
OP, i'm not sure if thats a good metaphor, as most statues penii were flacid.