dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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