i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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