Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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