Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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I believe that people who say the word "tard" are more retarded than the person they are calling out.
Yes, and I "apparently" have fantasies of the little blond midget on Heroes getting chest augmentation surgery...
ERRORS SUCK DICK. RUINING MY DAY
nocturnal emissions generally happen during puberty. are you thirteen?
pretty sad a girl knows more then you... WET DREAM
Who doesn't, really?
i masturbate while you sleep too
im a girl and i do this too! I didnt know until my boyfriend told me the next morning. I always wondered why i would wake up in such a good mood
why can i post about error messages but when i want to post an actual response it won't work? (i'm not 3:43 btw, i'm 3:39
it could be a girl people...
apparently I masturbate when I read this site
3:35- mylifeisaverage is better.... or I guess you could do what 4:28 said and get a life. Personally, I suggest getting addicted to a drug, though.
hahahaha I'm a girl and I do this. It's the best thing i the world.
2:40 I've also woken up with my hands down your pants before =D
i've woken up with my hands down my pants before :)
I talk in my sleep. I am way past blowing a load while I sleep. I'M ADVANCED BISHES
the midnight mastrurbator strikes again!
Nothing worse than waking up to cum-filled boxers after a wet dream. The wet dream itself was nice though. Too bad I outgrew them, racists.
who cares its meant to be funny
3:53, maybe that means its time to go get a real life
How do you do that? I thought i did once but i realized that my boyfriend was waking me up.
fucking error message
i'm a grown woman and i do this too.
twitter is infested with michael jackson shit, fmylife sucks ass now, and tfln keeps shitting these error messages out to me. fuck!
I prefer to masturbate when the chick I'm with is sleeping, then blast it in her face. I call it the "Pearl Harbor". Total sneak attack.
i am 3:34(1)... i do think it's funny.
lol i've woke up jerking my exfiance off before....
lol @ i masturbate while you sleep too
i do this too. i'll have a dream that i'm jacking off and i'll wake up, look under the covers and be like yeah that just happened. it's crazy but really great multitasking of two of my favorite things
I'm 98% positive this was a txt I sent someone. i'm 24, and there's pics on facebook to prove this.
That happened to me! I was woken up by my boyfriend when I was cuddling him so he could tell me bahahaha.
I've had sleep sex before... xBoyfriend and I were sleeping when all of sudden I wake up and I'm riding him
That was a weird night, but def not a bad night
Brittney you were asleep?
nice! sleep with a condom on to minimize the mess, haha
I totally wake up like that 2 out of three mornings and I always have my hand against my vagina it's just u have sexual dreams and it's normal to have.