Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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maybe you shouldnt have pushed her legs back there. just a thought. would have been just as good with her legs wrapped tight around your waist!!!
does grammar really matter? its just a text message...
7:51, what does "helter skelter" mean ?
this sounds pretty fake to me
this is not a funny tfln. this moderators have not been doing such a great job lately.
that destroys the integrity of all the other fake txts.... whats the fire dept gonna do?
Haha, I feel like everyone understood that but 9:50 and 10:01...
lmao to 8:22
7:28, on the subject of grammar:
its = possessive
it's = it is
7:28 you really are an idiot...the OP is obviously relaying a story that was told about her aunt at the family reunion...god you're fucking dumb
hahahahaaaaa 9.28 =D
This text sucks - no mention of Michael Jackson whatsoever...
Using the word "once" negates this being an update, as the proper usage of the word "once" denotes the action happing in the past. And an update would be filling someone in on the current events.
I don't know how i can explain myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand that grammatically, its just not correct. Remedial English?
-Your friend and mine, 9:50
10:01, no it wasn't
he/she was filling him/her in on what happened at the family reunion
Definitions of update on the Web:
bring up to date; supply with recent information
yeah the OP is telling her friend what she recently heard about her aunt at the family reunion...
The best thing about this text is that I can still see the scrunchie chick in the banner ad. Mmmm...
what can the fire department do in this situation?
How is this an "update" if youre talking in past tense?
maybe she was also stuck up a tree
Perhaps the incident didn't happen at the reunion, but was retold there. "Once" and "update" could then happily coincide in the same sentence.
As for the fire dept being called, they got my head stuck out from the slots of a rocking chair when I was like 4. They do more than just rescue kittens and put out fires.
from personal experience......i can put my legs behing my head, but can get them back to proper jurisdiction , no problem......wtf...........
From my experience with the fire department, (not pertaining to my legs being stuck behind my head), they seem pretty helter-skelter if there's not a fire to be put out. At least our local fire department is that way.