she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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