I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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