So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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The way the text is written, sounds quite heroic (not to mention awesome for anyone in the church).
Yeah. The AMERICAN bible. Sponsored by NASCAR and Hooters. Fits in yer back pocket and only has three chapters: Genesis, Something-Something, and Revelations.
Um, that text? Story of my life.
Also, 11:22? Your friend = my new BFF.
I have got to know the story behind this one...
my dear friend's ex is a bible thumnping piece of crap. he always yells at her that her tshirt is too low cut and makes him want to sin so she needs to change her clothes when hes around. so when she went to pick her kids of from wednesday church class. she saw him hanging on this sunday school teacher..at church!! so she did just what she texted me. i didnt get the first text explaining why--just this one. and that is why shes my best friend! lol
trying to make a groom jealous?
Jesus was a tit freak. Says so right in the bible.
Way to do the walk of shame on a Sunday...
The bible thumper is a douche but I'm not impressed by your friend. I doubt anyone else is either. Including him. Like pulling your shirt down has any effect on non virgin guys....
my bet is the whole jealousy thing. lol you seem pretty proud though, so it's all good.
more power to you (:
who would wear a t-shirt to a wedding?
this is all types of wonderful.
haha i do this, xept i dont go to church
I dunno 12:02 tits are tits also if he's a big enough bible thumper or a big enough fuckface(and it sounds like he's both) he probablly is a virgin
i defintely sent this text. and this is my area code. hahahahahah
Bahaha its not her low top that makes him want to sin, its his goddamn hormones and human nature!
"who would wear a tshirt to a wedding??" It never said it was a wedding.