She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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