i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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