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  • That's not alliteration, alliteration would require the two words to start with the same sounds, which they do not. This text fails.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:35am
  • yeah, whether a guy or girl sent this, they are def trying to make the other person think, "Oh aren't they sweet?" when they are really stepping out on their ass with someone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:21pm
  • this text is .5 of a win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I don't have a life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:22am
  • And try to be adorable at the same time so I don't seem harsh and you're not suspicious,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I'm about to water board the sh!t out of pretzel dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:15am
  • So I'm going to pretend I miss you,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:40pm
  • I don't wanna get rid of you cuz you're steady ass, but every once in a while I wanna stray for fun. Tonight is that night".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:45pm
  • The first line isn't alliteration, but the second line is. If a boy sent this, I'd like to marry him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43am
  • Specifically, consonance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:46am
  • Yeah it technically isn't alliteration but damn, the dude is tipsy are y'all really expecting him to b all English scholar? Great text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:46pm
  • so what if it's a girl, 12:47?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm
  • WTF why is this stuff accepted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Just wikd it. Defintely alliteration.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Stamp out alliteracy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:02am
  • this text is totally terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:22am
  • Haha, this was actually sent to me. He and I went off and on.. He always would text me when he was getting drunk, yes probably fucking someone else.\nBut he was always thinking about me!\nDidn't know he posted it on here.. How fucking random. Haha.

    Submitted by IckyLou on Mar 18, 10 at 3:33am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:13am
  • def marrying this man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:54am
  • Not really

    Submitted by JV33 on May 9, 10 at 5:11pm
  • There you have it girls, the meaning behind the words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I don't want you bothering me later,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:39pm
  • I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:32pm
  • What you don't know is when I try to be adorable, that's when I feel most guilty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:43pm
    • That's the truth, if I didn't already know you weren't him I'd think you were.

      Submitted by IckyLou on Apr 26, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Had some purple haze yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:47am
  • This is what his text really means - "I'm drunk and trying to fuck some girl tonight,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Actually this is the epitome of aliteration

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:18pm
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