Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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That's not alliteration, alliteration would require the two words to start with the same sounds, which they do not. This text fails.o
You're an idiot.
I don't have a life!
this text is .5 of a win.
yeah, whether a guy or girl sent this, they are def trying to make the other person think, "Oh aren't they sweet?" when they are really stepping out on their ass with someone else.
And try to be adorable at the same time so I don't seem harsh and you're not suspicious,
The first line isn't alliteration, but the second line is. If a boy sent this, I'd like to marry him.
I don't wanna get rid of you cuz you're steady ass, but every once in a while I wanna stray for fun. Tonight is that night".
WTF why is this stuff accepted
So I'm going to pretend I miss you,
I'm about to water board the sh!t out of pretzel dude.
so what if it's a girl, 12:47?
def marrying this man
Stamp out alliteracy!
Just wikd it. Defintely alliteration.
Yeah it technically isn't alliteration but damn, the dude is tipsy are y'all really expecting him to b all English scholar? Great text
Haha, this was actually sent to me. He and I went off and on.. He always would text me when he was getting drunk, yes probably fucking someone else.\nBut he was always thinking about me!\nDidn't know he posted it on here.. How fucking random. Haha.
There you have it girls, the meaning behind the words.
I don't want you bothering me later,
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
What you don't know is when I try to be adorable, that's when I feel most guilty.
That's the truth, if I didn't already know you weren't him I'd think you were.
this text is totally terrible
This is what his text really means - "I'm drunk and trying to fuck some girl tonight,
Had some purple haze yesterday
Actually this is the epitome of aliteration