Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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That's not alliteration, alliteration would require the two words to start with the same sounds, which they do not. This text fails.o
You're an idiot.
yeah, whether a guy or girl sent this, they are def trying to make the other person think, "Oh aren't they sweet?" when they are really stepping out on their ass with someone else.
this text is .5 of a win.
I don't have a life!
I'm about to water board the sh!t out of pretzel dude.
And try to be adorable at the same time so I don't seem harsh and you're not suspicious,
So I'm going to pretend I miss you,
I don't wanna get rid of you cuz you're steady ass, but every once in a while I wanna stray for fun. Tonight is that night".
The first line isn't alliteration, but the second line is. If a boy sent this, I'd like to marry him.
so what if it's a girl, 12:47?
Yeah it technically isn't alliteration but damn, the dude is tipsy are y'all really expecting him to b all English scholar? Great text
WTF why is this stuff accepted
Just wikd it. Defintely alliteration.
this text is totally terrible
Stamp out alliteracy!
Haha, this was actually sent to me. He and I went off and on.. He always would text me when he was getting drunk, yes probably fucking someone else.\nBut he was always thinking about me!\nDidn't know he posted it on here.. How fucking random. Haha.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
There you have it girls, the meaning behind the words.
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
def marrying this man
I don't want you bothering me later,
What you don't know is when I try to be adorable, that's when I feel most guilty.
That's the truth, if I didn't already know you weren't him I'd think you were.
This is what his text really means - "I'm drunk and trying to fuck some girl tonight,
Had some purple haze yesterday
Actually this is the epitome of aliteration