You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:35am

    That's not alliteration, alliteration would require the two words to start with the same sounds, which they do not. This text fails.o

    • 41 51
      Submitted by IckyLou on Apr 26, 10 at 2:00pm

      You're an idiot.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:22am

    I don't have a life!

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43am

    The first line isn't alliteration, but the second line is. If a boy sent this, I'd like to marry him.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:21pm

    yeah, whether a guy or girl sent this, they are def trying to make the other person think, "Oh aren't they sweet?" when they are really stepping out on their ass with someone else.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:41pm

    And try to be adorable at the same time so I don't seem harsh and you're not suspicious,

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:40pm

    So I'm going to pretend I miss you,

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:54am

    def marrying this man

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:10pm

    this text is .5 of a win.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:02am

    Stamp out alliteracy!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm

    WTF why is this stuff accepted

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:32pm

    I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:46pm

    Yeah it technically isn't alliteration but damn, the dude is tipsy are y'all really expecting him to b all English scholar? Great text

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm

    so what if it's a girl, 12:47?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:46am

    Specifically, consonance.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:45pm

    I don't wanna get rid of you cuz you're steady ass, but every once in a while I wanna stray for fun. Tonight is that night".

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:15am

    I'm about to water board the sh!t out of pretzel dude.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:43pm

    What you don't know is when I try to be adorable, that's when I feel most guilty.

    • 36 65
      Submitted by IckyLou on Apr 26, 10 at 2:02pm

      That's the truth, if I didn't already know you weren't him I'd think you were.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:37pm

    This is what his text really means - "I'm drunk and trying to fuck some girl tonight,

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:13am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    Just wikd it. Defintely alliteration.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:22am

    this text is totally terrible

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:47am

    Had some purple haze yesterday

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:39pm

    I don't want you bothering me later,

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:47pm

    There you have it girls, the meaning behind the words.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by JV33 on May 9, 10 at 5:11pm

    Not really

  • 34 65
    Submitted by IckyLou on Mar 18, 10 at 3:33am

    Haha, this was actually sent to me. He and I went off and on.. He always would text me when he was getting drunk, yes probably fucking someone else.\nBut he was always thinking about me!\nDidn't know he posted it on here.. How fucking random. Haha.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:18pm

    Actually this is the epitome of aliteration