Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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That's not alliteration, alliteration would require the two words to start with the same sounds, which they do not. This text fails.o
You're an idiot.
yeah, whether a guy or girl sent this, they are def trying to make the other person think, "Oh aren't they sweet?" when they are really stepping out on their ass with someone else.
this text is .5 of a win.
And try to be adorable at the same time so I don't seem harsh and you're not suspicious,
So I'm going to pretend I miss you,
I'm about to water board the sh!t out of pretzel dude.
I don't wanna get rid of you cuz you're steady ass, but every once in a while I wanna stray for fun. Tonight is that night".
I don't have a life!
so what if it's a girl, 12:47?
this text is totally terrible
Yeah it technically isn't alliteration but damn, the dude is tipsy are y'all really expecting him to b all English scholar? Great text
The first line isn't alliteration, but the second line is. If a boy sent this, I'd like to marry him.
WTF why is this stuff accepted
Stamp out alliteracy!
Just wikd it. Defintely alliteration.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Haha, this was actually sent to me. He and I went off and on.. He always would text me when he was getting drunk, yes probably fucking someone else.\nBut he was always thinking about me!\nDidn't know he posted it on here.. How fucking random. Haha.
There you have it girls, the meaning behind the words.
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
This is what his text really means - "I'm drunk and trying to fuck some girl tonight,
def marrying this man
Had some purple haze yesterday
I don't want you bothering me later,
What you don't know is when I try to be adorable, that's when I feel most guilty.
That's the truth, if I didn't already know you weren't him I'd think you were.
Actually this is the epitome of aliteration