he puts the penis in happiness.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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