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  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 1, 11 at 10:53am

    Apparent suicide, Autopsy reports death by iPhone. Indirect cause: whore.

  • 95 43
    Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 1, 11 at 2:56pm

    you know it has an app for that

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    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 1, 11 at 11:16am

    You'd knock yourself unconscious long before you managed to bludgeon yourself to death.

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    Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 1, 11 at 11:28am

    ... glad to see the Craigslist thing is working out for you... xo Mom

  • 76 71
    Submitted by lexia0421 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:15pm

    Or, you could just leave, we'll call that 'plan B'......

  • 59 44
    Submitted by NC_guy82 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:06pm

    That's called a prince Albert

  • 63 53
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Aug 1, 11 at 12:25pm

    Dramatic much?

  • 55 38
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Aug 5, 11 at 8:18pm

    He Should just smash himself in the face for just getting an iPhone

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 1, 11 at 10:46am

    Phahaha

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:12pm

    Hey at least he has standards!

  • 47 51
    Submitted by ashhleyyy12 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:19am

    shit.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by TheMxXx on Aug 2, 11 at 3:12am

    "Held hostage" @ a bachelor party ??? or Casual Encounters on Craigslist gone terribly wrong???

  • 48 60
    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:07am

    Damn.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:33pm

    Dang!

  • 42 63
    Submitted by stolirocket on Aug 1, 11 at 9:13pm

    pot calling kettle????