I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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Apparent suicide, Autopsy reports death by iPhone. Indirect cause: whore.
you know it has an app for that
You'd knock yourself unconscious long before you managed to bludgeon yourself to death.
... glad to see the Craigslist thing is working out for you... xo Mom
He Should just smash himself in the face for just getting an iPhone
Or, you could just leave, we'll call that 'plan B'......
That's called a prince Albert
Hey at least he has standards!
"Held hostage" @ a bachelor party ??? or Casual Encounters on Craigslist gone terribly wrong???
pot calling kettle????