these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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