do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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