Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.