So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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