She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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