at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am midnight drunk by noon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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