Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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