im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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