The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need a beard to bite.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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