are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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