Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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