im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
