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  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:45pm

    and even that race was won by default

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:55am

    I feel that way sometimes too

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:39pm

    damn you people think too much about this. it's funny.

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:10am

    awww way to kill his only "win" 8:08

  • 70 61
    Submitted by 6666 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:11pm

    Haha I never thought of that lmao very funny

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:35pm

    Me too. Good to imagine I was once the most victorious sperm once. Where is my trophy?

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:08am

    I'm pretty sure you don't exist before you make it to your mothers egg. So technically, your dad won that race. Winner.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:37pm

    OMG PPL R RETARDED ON HERE!!!!!

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06am

    First place out of several hundred million

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:08pm

    That makes it sound like he impregnated his mom..... The egg is just as big of a part of you as the sperm.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:06pm

    ...yeahh sound like you had sex with your mom, dude.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:39am

    I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:33pm

    Me too. I'm proud of it, also.

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:10pm

    why did 6:39 just re-write what the text said? lol

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:42pm

    So your mom's pregnant with your baby? Or would it be your half-sibling?