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  • I feel that way sometimes too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:55am
  • damn you people think too much about this. it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:39pm
  • and even that race was won by default

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Haha I never thought of that lmao very funny

    Submitted by 6666 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Me too. Good to imagine I was once the most victorious sperm once. Where is my trophy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I'm pretty sure you don't exist before you make it to your mothers egg. So technically, your dad won that race. Winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:08am
  • awww way to kill his only "win" 8:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:10am
  • OMG PPL R RETARDED ON HERE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:37pm
  • First place out of several hundred million

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06am
  • That makes it sound like he impregnated his mom..... The egg is just as big of a part of you as the sperm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:08pm
  • ...yeahh sound like you had sex with your mom, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Me too. I'm proud of it, also.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:39am
  • why did 6:39 just re-write what the text said? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:10pm
  • So your mom's pregnant with your baby? Or would it be your half-sibling?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:42pm