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  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:37am

    Is it more funny that OP is from New Mexico?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:39pm

    this would have been funnier if it said "were you trying to give my penis an indian burn?"

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:12pm

    guy's probably circumcised...foreskin win!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:46pm

    I did that once. Found an ointment for it tho

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:55am

    Shouldn't have told her to rub one out.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:38pm

    No soup for you! -Soup Nazi

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    Da handjob I give make man feel zo gud

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:12pm

    Always use lube to give handjobs. NEVER use lube to jerk yourself off.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:19pm

    That would suck so baddd!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:44am

    She must read cosmo. They told readers to do that a few issues back.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:54pm

    OK, why would anybody click "good night" ???? I'm a girl, but I can still just imagine how it must feel.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:14pm

    but then it didnt work so you tried to use chopsticks hahaaaaa

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:59am

    I saw that in cosmo. WTF?? who wrote that article?! that is NEVER a good idea

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:03pm

    That is a God damned war crime.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:11am

    Cosmo suggests this! Eek

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:23pm

    I tried to teach my friend how to give a hj and if I hadn't corrected her she wouldve given her guy an Indian burn! Lol

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:33pm

    Maybe some girls aren't meant to give hjs your mouth works too

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:28am

    Oooooo. Does it still hurt?

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:14pm

    hahahahahaha how do you hurt a guy during a hj. it's not rocket science. or you could just ask the guy what he likes?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:12am

    1254-use your mouth, works better than a hj and you won't hurt the guy!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:04am

    How do you give one without doing that?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:31am

    I don't know, he should feel pretty good knowing that she was able to fit 2 hands onto the shaft

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:41am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because an Indian burn hurts bad and makes you skin red, but it'd kind of be like getting a really bad handjob! - Jeff

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:07pm

    @ 10:11 Yes, it must HAVE or MUST'VE. Contractions! Shit!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:44pm

    hahaha october 2009 cosmo must have been playing a joke on us

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:54pm

    I need advice on how to give better hand jobs cuz I always end up hurting the guy

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:16pm

    Ouch!! "Thats unhealthy" - Marty from Spongebob

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:30am

    gotta love the 505.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:24am

    And THAT is why most of us don't really like hand jobs.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:23am

    Seriously, thats a new form of torture since water boarding is so passe.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:31pm

    kinda like blow job girl lol

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:03am

    did she name it Squanto too? Jeff

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:33pm

    dick noogies aren't much fun either

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:11pm

    Ouch ! That must of hurt.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:19pm

    Charles Rutherford is wondering "dot" or "feather" when mentioning Indian? sounds like a fraternity initiation

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:37pm

    lol, makes up for all the really bad face we woman have endured!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, soooo funny this text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean, not to get, but to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!