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  • I did that once. Found an ointment for it tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Is it more funny that OP is from New Mexico?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:37am
  • Da handjob I give make man feel zo gud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • this would have been funnier if it said "were you trying to give my penis an indian burn?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:39pm
  • No soup for you! -Soup Nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:38pm
  • guy's probably circumcised...foreskin win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:12pm
  • but then it didnt work so you tried to use chopsticks hahaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Always use lube to give handjobs. NEVER use lube to jerk yourself off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I tried to teach my friend how to give a hj and if I hadn't corrected her she wouldve given her guy an Indian burn! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Shouldn't have told her to rub one out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:55am
  • Oooooo. Does it still hurt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:28am
  • I don't know, he should feel pretty good knowing that she was able to fit 2 hands onto the shaft

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:31am
  • I saw that in cosmo. WTF?? who wrote that article?! that is NEVER a good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:59am
  • Maybe some girls aren't meant to give hjs your mouth works too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:33pm
  • 1254-use your mouth, works better than a hj and you won't hurt the guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:12am
  • Cosmo suggests this! Eek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:11am
  • That is a God damned war crime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:03pm
  • hahaha october 2009 cosmo must have been playing a joke on us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:44pm
  • That would suck so baddd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:19pm
  • gotta love the 505.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:30am
  • OK, why would anybody click "good night" ???? I'm a girl, but I can still just imagine how it must feel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because an Indian burn hurts bad and makes you skin red, but it'd kind of be like getting a really bad handjob! - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:41am
  • kinda like blow job girl lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:31pm
  • How do you give one without doing that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:04am
  • I need advice on how to give better hand jobs cuz I always end up hurting the guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:54pm
  • She must read cosmo. They told readers to do that a few issues back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:44am
  • hahahahahaha how do you hurt a guy during a hj. it's not rocket science. or you could just ask the guy what he likes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • @ 10:11 Yes, it must HAVE or MUST'VE. Contractions! Shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Ouch!! "Thats unhealthy" - Marty from Spongebob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Seriously, thats a new form of torture since water boarding is so passe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:23am
  • did she name it Squanto too? Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:03am
  • And THAT is why most of us don't really like hand jobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:24am
  • dick noogies aren't much fun either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Ouch ! That must of hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Charles Rutherford is wondering "dot" or "feather" when mentioning Indian? sounds like a fraternity initiation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:19pm
  • lol, makes up for all the really bad face we woman have endured!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, soooo funny this text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean, not to get, but to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:37pm
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