you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Is it more funny that OP is from New Mexico?
I did that once. Found an ointment for it tho
this would have been funnier if it said "were you trying to give my penis an indian burn?"
No soup for you!
Da handjob I give make man feel zo gud
guy's probably circumcised...foreskin win!
Always use lube to give handjobs. NEVER use lube to jerk yourself off.
but then it didnt work so you tried to use chopsticks hahaaaaa
Oooooo. Does it still hurt?
She must read cosmo. They told readers to do that a few issues back.
I saw that in cosmo. WTF?? who wrote that article?! that is NEVER a good idea
Shouldn't have told her to rub one out.
I tried to teach my friend how to give a hj and if I hadn't corrected her she wouldve given her guy an Indian burn! Lol
Maybe some girls aren't meant to give hjs your mouth works too
I don't know, he should feel pretty good knowing that she was able to fit 2 hands onto the shaft
Cosmo suggests this! Eek
That is a God damned war crime.
1254-use your mouth, works better than a hj and you won't hurt the guy!
That would suck so baddd!
hahaha october 2009 cosmo must have been playing a joke on us
gotta love the 505.
kinda like blow job girl lol
OK, why would anybody click "good night" ???? I'm a girl, but I can still just imagine how it must feel.
How do you give one without doing that?
Oh I get it! It's funny because an Indian burn hurts bad and makes you skin red, but it'd kind of be like getting a really bad handjob!
I need advice on how to give better hand jobs cuz I always end up hurting the guy
Ouch!! "Thats unhealthy" - Marty from Spongebob
hahahahahaha how do you hurt a guy during a hj. it's not rocket science. or you could just ask the guy what he likes?
Seriously, thats a new form of torture since water boarding is so passe.
@ 10:11 Yes, it must HAVE or MUST'VE. Contractions! Shit!
did she name it Squanto too?
Ouch ! That must of hurt.
And THAT is why most of us don't really like hand jobs.
Charles Rutherford is wondering "dot" or "feather" when mentioning Indian? sounds like a fraternity initiation
dick noogies aren't much fun either
lol, makes up for all the really bad face we woman have endured!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, soooo funny this text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean, not to get, but to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!