you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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I did that once. Found an ointment for it tho
Is it more funny that OP is from New Mexico?
this would have been funnier if it said "were you trying to give my penis an indian burn?"
Da handjob I give make man feel zo gud
No soup for you!
guy's probably circumcised...foreskin win!
Always use lube to give handjobs. NEVER use lube to jerk yourself off.
but then it didnt work so you tried to use chopsticks hahaaaaa
I saw that in cosmo. WTF?? who wrote that article?! that is NEVER a good idea
I tried to teach my friend how to give a hj and if I hadn't corrected her she wouldve given her guy an Indian burn! Lol
Shouldn't have told her to rub one out.
I don't know, he should feel pretty good knowing that she was able to fit 2 hands onto the shaft
Oooooo. Does it still hurt?
Maybe some girls aren't meant to give hjs your mouth works too
Cosmo suggests this! Eek
1254-use your mouth, works better than a hj and you won't hurt the guy!
That is a God damned war crime.
hahaha october 2009 cosmo must have been playing a joke on us
That would suck so baddd!
@ 10:11 Yes, it must HAVE or MUST'VE. Contractions! Shit!
OK, why would anybody click "good night" ???? I'm a girl, but I can still just imagine how it must feel.
gotta love the 505.
Oh I get it! It's funny because an Indian burn hurts bad and makes you skin red, but it'd kind of be like getting a really bad handjob!
kinda like blow job girl lol
I need advice on how to give better hand jobs cuz I always end up hurting the guy
How do you give one without doing that?
hahahahahaha how do you hurt a guy during a hj. it's not rocket science. or you could just ask the guy what he likes?
dick noogies aren't much fun either
Seriously, thats a new form of torture since water boarding is so passe.
Ouch!! "Thats unhealthy" - Marty from Spongebob
did she name it Squanto too?
She must read cosmo. They told readers to do that a few issues back.
And THAT is why most of us don't really like hand jobs.
Ouch ! That must of hurt.
Charles Rutherford is wondering "dot" or "feather" when mentioning Indian? sounds like a fraternity initiation
lol, makes up for all the really bad face we woman have endured!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, soooo funny this text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean, not to get, but to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!