Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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