I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Come on in and take your pants off
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